The Revolution
Position: Blocker extraordinaire
Skating experience: 12 yrs on & off
Training routine: A strict diet of tacos and ice cream. Sprinkled with occasionally running from the cops.
Day job: Mortgage payer for my dog’s backyard and beach membership
Hobbies / Interests: Unofficial seam tester for Old Navy clothing.
Future derby goals: World domination
Favorite derby moments: That time I was Lead Jammer for Team USA… oh wait!
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If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!
