Officials + Support Staff
Position: Referee
Skating experience: Strapped on skates for the first time in Oct 2021. Within 6 months I completed the following goals: Sprained ankle, fractured tail bone, jammed shoulder, and mild concussion.
Training routine: My training regimen consists of gracefully creeping in slow-motion circles while dodging other skaters and treating every crack in the floor like it’s a portal to another dimension.
Day job: Retired. Currently training for the YouTube Viewing Olympics—working on my endurance, perfecting my couch posture, and mastering the art of the perfectly timed snack grab. Sponsorships pending.
Hobbies / Interests: My hobbies include battling weeds in my garden, along with expertly stacking cans at the food bank while resisting the urge to organize everything by color.
Future derby goals: To be a rock-solid referee who knows the rules, enforces them with confidence, and—most importantly—knows when to zip it before becoming the main event.
Favorite derby moments: My favorite derby moment? All of them—especially the ones where I stay upright and remember which direction I'm supposed to be going!
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Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt.
